This YouTube video made me laugh out loud (that would be LOL for you newbies to the ‘Internet’). And if you want to really laugh, go check out Jenny’s site where she has put some HEEElarious videos up, including the first time she got drunk. She still acts like that, by the way. Seriously. Anyways, the cue from Jenny is because she’s been posting lots of YouTube videos up, not because of the content of the video below!
This video is to help keep the heterosexual population from accidentally going gay. You can all thank me later for this valuable insight.
“Sweetie, pass the chips…” – again laughed out pretty loud at that one!
So my goal today was to have gone to the doctor this afternoon after working a half-day or so at the Englewood Cliffs/CNBC location. Well, I did the whole work thing for the first part of the day, and then I drove to my doctor using my trusty GPS. Well, my ‘little bit racist’ (see Avenue Q to get my reference) side came out when I realized that my doctor was smack dab in the hood of West New York, which is up on the palisades part of the city. You see, I live down by the river, and usually ‘down by the river’ implies the shady part of town. But alas, West New York likes to turn things on its ear, as you may have already surmised. First, the name of the city alone makes you think, “oh, it’s in New York…” WRONG. “Ooooh, the Palisades, that sounds pretty…” WRONG. “ohhhhh, down by the river???” WRONG. All sorts of backwardsness, let me tell you. So anyways, once you go up top to the Palisades of West New York, which admittedly has an awesomer view of Manhattan than ‘down by the river’, you enter the poorer side of town. And as I realized I was driving around the heart of it and I’d have to park somewhere in the ghetto (cue Cartman singing), I was like, “Peace Out, Yo” and I am so not stopping here. So back to Health Coach I go and get some recommendations, maybe in the WASPy area of Edgewater or just go somewhere in Manhattan.
And that’s that.